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We made it to Idaho today. We’re at the hotel in Post Falls for the next day and a half before we make the 10 hour drive south. The drive was good with no delays because of driving infractions (thank you very much). However, we did have the couple cases of are we there yet? How much longer? Are we in Eastern Washington yet? How far is it to Spokane? Are we in Spokane yet? What county are we in? How come they named the counties after presidents of the United States? Is there a George Bush county? I have to go to the bathroom. I’m thiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrstyyyyy. I need some water. Daaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddyyyyyyy when are we going to get some waaaaaater?

Just a tip for the parents, don’t load up the kids with fast food if they naturally have gas. This conversation actually took place in the car:

“Did you fart?”

“No I didn’t. At least, I didn’t feel it.”

“Well then why does it stink?”

“Oh I think I farted.”

“If you fart one more time I swear I’m going to sew your butt cheeks together.”

 

And this nugget also:

“Don’t make me pull this car over and knock some heads together because I will!”

“And??”

Hmmm…. Kids…