Why the crumb snatchers drive me nuts…

The following conversation took place this morning:

“Are you guys hungry?”

They nod silently while watching the 10th Kingdom on DVD for the 100th time.

“What would you like for lunch?”

“Claim Jumpers!”

“Fat chance. Which means no!”

“McDonalds?”

*sigh*

“Let me rephrase the question. What would you like me to make for lunch? Which means we aren’t going out for lunch.”

Now, I’m on the way to the store to get some butter for SpongeBob Macaroni and Cheese.