After church

My favorite thing to do after I get home from church is to change clothes as quickly as I can. I don’t know why I do that but I generally don’t do anything else until I’ve changed. Today, I put on a T-shirt and some pants and walked into the kitchen. Suddenly, I realize something isn’t right with my pants but I couldn’t quite figure it out. I reached down to feel in my back pockets and felt something bunchy down there.

“Did I give myself a wedgie?” I thought. No, I couldn’t have done that.

The SU is standing behind me a few feet away and I say to her, “Something is in my pants and it doesn’t feel right.”

“What?”

I reach my hand inside my pants near my rear area and I feel a sock. I pull the sock out and show it to her and say, “I just pulled a sock out of my ass!”

(If its not funny, I guess its one of those you had to be there moments.)

 

Edit: I forgot to post about my birthday. We didn’t make it to the hockey game because they sold out. We’ll buy well in advance next time. These are my presents: 4GB iPod Nano (fatty edition) and my T-Mobile Shadow. They rock! We ended up not seeing a chick flick either. (awww no boobies) The SU made me my most favorite kind of meatballs and they were scrumdiddlyumptious.