Getting ready for work this morning…

I’m in the bathroom getting ready for work when my nephew (Bucko) walks in.

“What are you doing?” Bucko says.

“I’m putting my contacts in my eyes so I can see. My eyes are so bad that I can’t see without them.”

He looks at me for a minute and he says, “How did your eyes get so bad?”

“I played too many video games and sat too close to the TV when I was kid.”

This was his answer without any hesitation whatsoever:

“AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!”